I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my being single is dangerous.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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