So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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