Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize