we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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