No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
