I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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