come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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