There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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