is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize