just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just gargled with NyQuil
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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