At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
