You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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