I want to stick my p in your. b.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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