you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
kristin has been a bad kristin
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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