I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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