No subtext here. People are naked.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I deserve this hangover.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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