Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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