I got chris browned last night
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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