I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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