We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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