I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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