Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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