I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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