i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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