Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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