hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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