Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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