is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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