I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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