But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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