Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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