butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Randomize
