video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Everclear isn't food dammit
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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