you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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