We named our party play list daddy issues
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
only if we run a train.
done.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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