Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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