She is in my trunk
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize