brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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