Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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