she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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