Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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