I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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