She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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