is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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