The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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