I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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