I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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