rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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