butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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