In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
420 ftw
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Vodka?
Forever.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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