I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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