Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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