Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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