from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She needs sedatives and a leash
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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