You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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