College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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